10 junio 2007

Apendicitis

[Ring ring]

- Jean Po, ya desayunaste?

- No, me acabo de levantar…

- Ah OK. Oye Jean Po, a Pavel lo están operando ahora mismo. Apendicitis

- Que que???

- Si, esta vez el dolor no era gastritis sino de Apendicitis

- Huy!


Hace un tiempo murió la mamá de un amigo por una peritonitis que le ocasionó una apendicitis que no fue operada a tiempo. Se que las cosas van a salir bien esta vez, pero no deja de angustiarme saber que están operando a mi primo por esa vaina. Le he cogido miedo a la Apendicitis; es mas, quiero hacerme la apendicetomía como hacen los astronautas para no correr el riesgo.

Recuerdo la primera vez que me dio un fuerte dolor abdominal donde ya sabia que no era la maldita gastritis; yo le decía al medico –“Maldita sea!! es apendicitis!!! Opéreme rápido!! Sáqueme esa vaina!!” y el me contestaba con la mayor calma del mundo -“No Jean Po, hay que estar seguro haciendo la prueba de orina”. Al final eran cálculos en los riñones.

Yo me pregunto: Y si hubiese sido apendicitis pero no me hubiese podido hacer el coño examen de orina?? No es que sea trágico, sino miedo que le tengo un medico de estos acostumbrados a ver pacientes retorciéndose y llorando en una camilla me haga el paseo de la muerte.

Ahhgg… yo mejor dejo hablar shit y me voy a ver como sigue mi primo


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  5. espero que todo salga bien. hablando de apendicitis cuanto tenia 10 años me dio ese fuerte dolor en el abdomen y a mi daddy se le ocurrio la brillante idea de llavarme al medico pero no a cualquiera sin donde liborito y resulta y pasa que dos horas despues estaba en la clinica a listandome para la operacion y a la final no tenia ni damier.

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